First!!!

Yeah, i started off with a shitty joke.  Sue me. 

Someone probably will. 

I’ve never understood the fascination with being first to post anything.  I haven’t understood most fascinations actually, I’m mostly into hardcore anal porn.  I wonder if they will take my blog away for immediately going for the southern trespass.

Someone asked me today who I thought invented the blow job.  My response was Alexander the Great.  I figure this gay dude was called “the Great” after giving out quite a bit of head.  Conquering the world came later.

 

-Retoxicate-

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