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I figured its time to toss something up here.  I’ve been at the RIMS conference in San Diego and went golfing in Arizona.  The best thing about the RIMS conference is the name.  The conference was poorly attended and populated mostly by the type of people you’d seriously considering running over if you thought you wouldn’t get ass raped in prison for it.  The town is small, has a 1:20 am last call and it rained.  There were way too many fat chicks surrounded by flabby, pasty men (me being one of them).  I did manage to cockblock a few dudes.  While that is technically not cool, fuck it, it was the only amusement available.  The strip clubs are mostly a line-up of girls who will be chopped up by truck stop serial killers in a couple of years.  Of course, that would normally appeal to me, but I was feeling morally superior and hanging out with way too many humorless teetotalers to make an effective foray into assistant crack whore hell.

Arizona was fine, but I suck at golf, was stuck with too many old dudes and didn’t have my own wheels.  I did see some rattlers and a tarantula, so it wasn’t so bad.  I also went to a steakhouse where all the waitresses wore some type of fishnet stocking.  Bonerville.  I have a major weakness for that, you could but Roseanne into fishnets and I’d be dying to bone her.

By the way, JetBlue, which used to rule, is becoming a horror show.  The planes are aging poorly, too many TVs and headset jacks don’t work, the tray tables are all fucked up and the seats don’t go back right.  The temperature on the planes averages about 78 degrees and the staff working on them tend to be douchebags.  They have about the easiest fucking job in the air.  They toss some peanuts and a bottle of water at you and then sit up front being homo-ish the rest of the time.  But aska simple fucking question like “May I have another (3 oz) bottle of water?” and you get a sneer and a “Whatever, they’re free.”  Then you have to go up and get one yourself or wait about an hour for one of these assholes to get it for you.  At least they have to sit near the bathroom and I dropped a nuclear turd in there to keep them company.  No flushing either.  JetBlue is still cheap, which is good, but the rest of the experience is really sucking.

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