Lunch Can be Dirty


I went to eat lunch at a ribs place and this waitress comes up to the table. She would be attractive after you’ve spent about six months in the field.

She starts by asking us what drinks we want. We answer. Then

Waitress: For a special today, I have a roast beef sandwich. Its covered in melted cheese.

Me: Must be very gooey, on that there roast beef sandwich you got.

Waitress: Even better, it comes with a nice horseradish sauce.

Me: I’ll have the salad.

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