What I Remember About College, Part I

When I was in college, 60 lbs lighter with a full head of hair, I thought I was the bomb. Anyway, I was getting drunker and drunker in a local club and I kept noticing a very attactive young woman looking my way. I mean like every two minutes, she’d be scoping me out.

So, I slid on over, ready to claim my prize and managed to gurgle a quick, I couldn’t help but notice that you keep looking my way . . .

I was quickly sobered by the response, “there’s a clock over your head.”

And so there was.

Of course, no one ever reminded me of that every week for the next four years.

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