The Great Donkey Punch Debate

 According to Ask Dick:  What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch.

Just about everyone else in the known universe:  Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male’s penis.

 Of course, anyone not completely retarded would realize that if you attempted to pull off a donkey punch, you are likely committing a felony.  That doesn’t mean that a donkey punch is meant to be watered down so you can really do it.  It is what it is Dickie boy.  Next thing you’ll be telling that an Alabama hot pocket has nothing to do with shitting in a vag and then banging it.

Just because 99.9999% of people don’t actually do it, it doesn’t change the essence of it.

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