A Brief Chat about Anal Sex

The pussy is slammin ass

We’ll start this discussion with some obvious self-disclosure.  I am a borderline pervert.  Now the border of perversion is mostly based on perspective.  If I came clean about banging strippers, the joy of anal sex and some other stuff, I’d certainly get thrown out of bible study class, especially if I demonstrated.  But compared to a lot of dudes out there, I am an amateur.  For instance, O&A’s Jim Norton pays women to shit on him.

So, given my place in the universe, I am always surprised when I hear from men and women, who have had more sex than I’ve had hot meals, that they have never tried or have no interest in anal sex.  Now, first things is first, anal has a bit o’ tightrope to it.  I mean let’s face it, you can end up in deep shit.  And anal sex is never going to be beautiful, it is not all that romantic.  (Maybe for gay dudes it is, my bud Spanky can add a comment on how he likes it given to him, since he is the expert).  It is fucking ass, now unless you’ve been at that same ass for a long time, its gonna be slow and gentle, but its still ass.

Now, aside the the good sorta dirty (the in the mind kind, not getting real stink on your hang down), an infrequently tapped ass is tight.  I have a small dick and shit it is tight.  As the pool of available women shrinks and their pussies get bigger, you really need to open a new well, so to speak.

that shit aint tight

I guess I’m always surprised at how resistant to the idea people can get.  I am really surprised when someone who has fucked everything that moved in a 100 mile radius is uptight.  In the end (no pun intended), I will get to the bottom of it (intended).  I will explain, demonstrate and preach the potential of sodomy.  I vow to be the Johnny Appleseed of buggery!  I mean, at least, it will get me out of the house.

So, get some lube, take it slow, she’s not Mya Mason, be nice.  Tap that ass.

One Response to “A Brief Chat about Anal Sex”

  1. […] A Brief Chat about Anal Sex We’ll start this discussion with some obvious self-disclosure.  I am a borderline pervert.  Now the border of perversion is mostly based on perspective.  If I came clean about banging strippers, the joy of anal sex and some other stuff, I’d certainly get thrown out of bible study class, especially if I demonstrated.  But compared to a lot of dudes out there, I am an amateur.  For instance, O&A’s Jim Norton pays women to shit on him. So, given my place in the universe, I am always surpri […]

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