This is my current sex life

This is my current sex life

So, there is not really any point in pulling punches.  I can’t get laid to save my life.  I’ve had slumps before, but this one is about the worst ever.  I’m thinking of calling in a professional.  With my luck, I’ll end up with a guy . . . again.  And his dick will be way bigger . . . again.

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