My Dream Super Power

If you had a super power, what would it be?  Now that’s a sorta gay question that gets asked from time to time, and the good powers are really taken.  Super strength and all that.

If I had to sort through the trash of what is left, I’d be the Power Puker.  Point a gun at me, I’d drench you with spew harder than a fire hose.  Kid almost about to be hit by a bus, power him out of the way with a powerful stream made solely from the contents of my stomach.  Would you tangle with me, fuck no.

I’d eat a lot of fucked up shit too.  Stuff that stinks, stuff that stains.  I wouldn’t chew much, so you’d get pounded with chunks.

I’d be bad ass.

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