Almost a Year Later and Guess What? The NHL is Still a Fucking Joke

Ok, I know, the NHL has always been a joke.  The Conn Smythe Trophy is named after a devoted racist.  Teams get screwed year after year by bad calls that happen to favor certain teams (currently Pittsburgh).  The guy who headed the Players Union for years used to suck off the owners porn start style, its true, you can find an old video on Youtube.

Now, let’s see, the refs miss an obvious spear by Max Talbot on a goalie.  Osgood certainly embellished it a bit, but how the fuck do the refs miss that?  The goalie was holding on to the fucking puck!  Then Malkin, a big a pussy as there is, attacks a player from behind, hitting him twice with a stick before dropping his gloves and punching him.  The refs couldn’t ignore that and gave him the proper instigator penalty.   Then the NHL gets involved and there is a meeting.

Bettman:  What the fuck?  I promised Crosby he’d win the Cup this year. 

Campbell:  I don’t know what they are thinking.  That instigator rule was added so we could find another way to suspend Sean Avery.

Bettman:  I knew I liked you Campbell.  Let’s suspend Avery.

Campbell:  But he wasn’t playing.

Bettman:  Bugger all.  Oh well, rescind the suspension on Malkin.  I don’t need to have to hold Crosby while he cries his eyes out again.  Oh, and find me a way to suspend Avery again.

Campbell:  Right-O chief.

 

So now, the suspension was lifted and Game 3 goes to the Pens.  I will say though that the Pens coach is a genius, that 6 man offense is coaching brilliance.

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