I was so fucking right about Tiger (except for one thing)

In July of 2009, I called it.  Tiger was fucking done.  I said that he would not be the best ever, that he won’t trounce Jack’s records for majors if he reached it all.  DONE.  Everytime he makes a long putt the world will declare him back because the golf world hopes it will happen.  It won’t.  His body is breaking down.  His confidence is not what it was.  More importantly, the other top golfers don’t fold when his name pops up on the leader board.

 

Now, I was wrong about him having a hot wife.  Now he has a hot ex-wife and plenty of hoes.  Not shabby.  He can always cry on a giant fucking bag of money.

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